All My Hobby Lobby Jokes In One Convenient Place (because my uterus is jam packed with litigators)

Yes, but does Hobby Lobby cover Viagra, Jagermeister, and/or downloads of Barry White’s Greatest Hits?

Furiously researching Pinterest to see if one can craft birth control using various notions and Mod Podge.

God sure seems awfully interested in what goes on in folks’ nether regions. And worsted weight yarn.

Isn’t just walking into a Hobby Lobby a form of self-imposed birth control?

The irony is, of course, that “Hobby Lobby” sounds like the name of a sex toy store.

…and if this article is any indication, I think we have the next incarnation of The Supremes.

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