Two giggly little boys fussed around the kitchen this morning as Huzzy and I lay in bed listening.

The boys brought me a Diet Coke (for me) and a box of dried noodles (for me to make them for dinner.) They reported that they “put a finger in the frosting and then put it back.” Further investigation divulged that the finger was not put back in the frosting, but rather the finger was licked clean and the bowl was put back in the fridge.

Then they disappeared, only to return moments later, with a vat of Costco’s Whole Grain 100% Natural Sunrise Energy Bars with Omega-3.

“Daddy! We brought you fart bars!”