Author: Jackie Pick

Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. She is a contributing author to multiple anthologies, including Multiples Illuminated, So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real about Motherhood, Here in the Middle, as well as the and the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish. She received Honorable Mention from the Mark Twain House and Museum for her entry in the Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition. Jackie is a contributing writer at Humor Outcasts, and her essays have been featured on various online sites including McSweeney's, Belladonna Comedy, Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern University, Jackie is co-creator and co-writer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up, and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother.

Professionalism

(I know my entries of late have been brief. I am working on a project and it is taking up a lot of my time and mental space.)

I work very hard at doing as much of my job(s) as humanly possible without bothering others, particularly my bosses. I tend to problem solve and come to the table with solutions.

I keep communication short and precise.

If I ask a question, it’s because I need the answer to do my job.

I’ve sent four emails over the course of the last few weeks asking silly things like, “When do you need me to report to work? How many people are involved in this project? Do you prefer x or y?”

Only four emails asking for information so I can do my job. I don’t get a response. Literally. Unreturned.

I have to plan for several possibilities because I am not getting answers that direct me towards one path or another.

This, I have learned, causes me more stress than anything else in my entire life, save my Master’s Thesis presentation and defense.

At least I got to wear a really funky hat when that was done.

Thank you. End rant.