Author: Jackie Pick

Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. She is a contributing author to multiple anthologies, including Multiples Illuminated, So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real about Motherhood, Here in the Middle, as well as the and the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish. She received Honorable Mention from the Mark Twain House and Museum for her entry in the Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition. Jackie is a contributing writer at Humor Outcasts, and her essays have been featured on various online sites including McSweeney's, Belladonna Comedy, Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern University, Jackie is co-creator and co-writer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up, and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother.

Sunday Shorts

It is typical of (my) life that I planned for a day of Nothingness. I’ve been busy, working for others, waiting on others, cleaning, planning, doing for months. My decks were cleared. I was going to clean the house yesterday and spend today in my pjs cuddling the Beany while the boys had their regular scheduled Sunday (a little Wii, a lot of outside time with Daddy.)
At 7 last night, my mother-in-law invites us to a casual lunch for Sunday, because they didn’t go to the 4th of July festivities.

I lost an hour of Nothingness this morning, as I had to shower today.  And get out of my pajamas. And put on makeup. And deodorant.  I had to get the kids ready and pack giant bags of diapers,  toys, bottles, changes of clothes, and wipes, (important: when a kid is 99% potty trained, that 1% will occur at my in-laws, who have white carpet and white couches.)

I lost another three hours of Nothingness (which became Doing) at  the inlaws as I chased two boys off said white couches, off a frail grandfather, and off the gong that my inlaws have in their living room.  A gong, damn it.  And the baby spit up a lot.

All of this means I will lose another 6 hours today drinking.

Which means tomorrow will be a bit of a wash due to probable hangover.