Author: Jackie Pick

Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. She is a contributing author to multiple anthologies, including Multiples Illuminated, So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real about Motherhood, Here in the Middle, as well as the and the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish. She received Honorable Mention from the Mark Twain House and Museum for her entry in the Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition. Jackie is a contributing writer at Humor Outcasts, and her essays have been featured on various online sites including McSweeney's, Belladonna Comedy, Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern University, Jackie is co-creator and co-writer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up, and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother.

Baking and Burning — (More) Apple Pie, Corn Bread, and Something Pumpkinny from Target This Way Comes

Sundays are a good baking day. This one was especially good.

Having gone pumpkin picking and apple picking buying (due to small crops, all u-picking was forbidden this year. Apples were all picked professionally and bagged for sale to maximize profits. Sad.) on Friday, there were pies to make.

As I do not have the motivation yet to perform an autopsy on a pumpkin, I stuck to apple, the tried n’ true pie from the Baked book.  For the first time I made my own pie crust. Yes, walking on the moon, polio vaccines, the wheel, and my pie crust…greatest human achievements ever. Take your space program and put it in my flaky crust.

(It was good.)

 

Why stop with pie? As long as the oven is on…I pulled out a rather eerily unbranded box of pumpkin muffins (with cream cheese stuffing!) that I nabbed from Target last week.

Unbranded box. Stuffed muffins. What could possibly go wrong?

My hopes were low, especially as the instructions, which clearly called for “stuffing mix” (also, ew), but the mix was labeled frosting mix.

 

I persevered.  Muffins were made and devoured.  Really good job, nameless brand. Unless “Pumpkin” is the brand, which would be kinda lame.

And to go with the evening’s chili, I made cornbread. From a Costco Mix. Of which I don’t have a picture. It’s good. Eat it.

And so, my friends, no major catastrophies in the kitchen this week. Tune in next time…