Author: Jackie Pick

Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. She is a contributing author to multiple anthologies, including Multiples Illuminated, So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real about Motherhood, Here in the Middle, as well as the and the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish. She received Honorable Mention from the Mark Twain House and Museum for her entry in the Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition. Jackie is a contributing writer at Humor Outcasts, and her essays have been featured on various online sites including McSweeney's, Belladonna Comedy, Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern University, Jackie is co-creator and co-writer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up, and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother.

My Next Round of Hobby Lobby/SCOTUS Jokes in One Convenient Place. Day 38 of 100 Days of Writing.

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I’m too damned mad about the whole Hobby Lobby/SCOTUS decision today to continue my happy writing about Aspen Food and Wine Festival.  I’ve been snarking all day, and so for your conveniences, I’ve put most of my snark here, in reverse order, so it will seem like my outrage is shrinking. Which is most definitely is not.

Feel free to add your own snark.

I’ll return to F&W Aspen: A Love Story Tomorrow.

Can I incorporate my uterus? 

If your extreme right God is so awesome, why do you have to force him on everyone else?

Awaiting the refreshing wave of “I don’t like to get political on social media” posts to soothe me.

Let’s merge & and call it ‘merica, like extremists want to merge the 10 Commandments with the 2nd amendment and call it the Constitution

What if a corporation wants unlimited access to any birth control (MEDICINE) it wants? Will the fold in on itself? .

Another brilliant ruling by the . For more brilliant rulings, see: Dred Scott v. Sanford; Plessy v. Ferguson; Korematsu v. US

And just so you don’t think I’m a one-trick pony:

Beige maxi dress, statement necklace, wavy hair, and platform sandals. I’m one spritz of Opium away from being 1977.