Dear Fine Purveyor of Printable Cat Food Coupons:

I received and read with great interest your multiple electronic mail letters espousing your desire to help me save money as I nourish my pet cat. Once your company corresponds with me that you have developed a printable living cat, I shall very likely indeed possibly want to feed it. Economically, even.
Until such a time, however, etc., etc.

Yours,
JP