That’s my favorite line from Raising Arizona. Holly Hunter’s delivery is so precise. Makes me laugh every time.

And now, I’m barren (assuming this Essure works). I’m also still pumped full o’ sedatives, so I’m pretty H.I. myself right now.

I’m crampy and will never ever get that adrenaline rush, that fearjoy that comes with taking a pregnancy test.

I shouldn’t have more pregnancies, so I’m not regretting the decision. I’m just mourning the circumstance. And not worrying about the weight loss I’ve been worrying about for a few weeks. Today is all about comfort.

Cue music…