Author: Jackie Pick

Jackie Pick is a former teacher and current writer living in the Chicago area. She is a contributing author to multiple anthologies, including Multiples Illuminated, So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real about Motherhood, Here in the Middle, as well as the and the literary magazines The Sun and Selfish. She received Honorable Mention from the Mark Twain House and Museum for her entry in the Royal Nonesuch Humor Writing Competition. Jackie is a contributing writer at Humor Outcasts, and her essays have been featured on various online sites including McSweeney's, Belladonna Comedy, Mamalode, The HerStories Project, and Scary Mommy. A graduate of the University of Chicago and Northwestern University, Jackie is co-creator and co-writer of the award-winning short film Fixed Up, and a proud member of the 2017 Chicago cast of Listen To Your Mother.

All My Hobby Lobby Jokes In One Convenient Place (because my uterus is jam packed with litigators)

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Yes, but does Hobby Lobby cover Viagra, Jagermeister, and/or downloads of Barry White’s Greatest Hits?

Furiously researching Pinterest to see if one can craft birth control using various notions and Mod Podge.

God sure seems awfully interested in what goes on in folks’ nether regions. And worsted weight yarn.

Isn’t just walking into a Hobby Lobby a form of self-imposed birth control?

The irony is, of course, that “Hobby Lobby” sounds like the name of a sex toy store.

…and if this article is any indication, I think we have the next incarnation of The Supremes.